Sydney,Sunday, 27th May 2007, in a press conference, an emotional Timbo announced his retirement from alcohol. It surely will be a big shock to the party community, especially as Timbo appeared to be hitting peak form of late, with a stretch of big nights every weekend dating back to March. Timbo cited a few reasons for his retirement.'I'm just sick of feeling like an absolute tit in the morning.' Timbo further explained that he was not happy with his behaviour of late and sees this as a strategic move to cut his losses and stop the downward spiral getting any worse. Timbo hopes that his retirement will free up some cash to buy an lcd tv and the extra time freed up will be spend educating himself and working on beach bod 08'. Asked what his future plans are, Timbo replied 'I think I'm gonna go out and find myself a girlfriend..seems like everyones getting one these days..so i don't want to be left out...i've always been a sucker for peer pressure.' When asked about a possible comeback, Timbo replied, 'If my passion returns and the fans ask for it, then i may consider.' Below are photos from Timbo's last two (possible forever) outtings. Joel's Bday @ Crystal Bar I think you can safely assume its been a very boozy night when you get into a car from the city and wake up 2 hours later at 5:30am with the car parked on a back street, the driver's sleeping away...and when i say 'Guys where are we?'..Shags in the passenger seat replies.. 'Ohh timbo..i forgot you were still in the car'...messy...  
 
 
 
Sat Nite @ Scary Canary and Three Wise Monkeys  
 
 
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